Is your town beseiged by bandits? Raided by robbers? Marauded by Mafia? Yes? Well then call the boys in blue! ...on second thoughts, don't call the boys in blue, they have a track record of blowing up huge bombs in the middle of town. Instead you should call the police.
I tend to judge sets by how good they would have looked as default items at launch, and brother, this set is excellent.
I'm picturing taunts associated with this set: Primary: Doffs hat in greeting (reveals edge of liquor bottle beneath) Melee: Twirls nightstick innocently, rocking heel-toe
Cheers: "You're a loose cannon, but dammit, you get results!" Jeers: "I was only two days from retirement!" "I shoulda been a postman." Domination Lines: "Die! In the name o' the law!" "I've got you dead to rights!" *siren noises* "I'm a Peace officer! I'll leave you in pieces!" "How's that for police brutality?" Scout "You're nicked, boyo!" "Never run from the law!" Soldier "Vagrancy's a very serious crime!" Demoman "You're off the case!" "Hand in your gun and badge right now!" Help: "Help me cordon off this point!" "I have a warrant for this point!" "I need backup on the point!"
Yeah, I got a little excited with the police cliches....
I'm picturing taunts associated with this set:
Primary: Doffs hat in greeting (reveals edge of liquor bottle beneath)
Melee: Twirls nightstick innocently, rocking heel-toe
Cheers:
"You're a loose cannon, but dammit, you get results!"
Jeers:
"I was only two days from retirement!"
"I shoulda been a postman."
Domination Lines:
"Die! In the name o' the law!"
"I've got you dead to rights!"
*siren noises*
"I'm a Peace officer! I'll leave you in pieces!"
"How's that for police brutality?"
Scout
"You're nicked, boyo!"
"Never run from the law!"
Soldier
"Vagrancy's a very serious crime!"
Demoman
"You're off the case!"
"Hand in your gun and badge right now!"
Help:
"Help me cordon off this point!"
"I have a warrant for this point!"
"I need backup on the point!"
Yeah, I got a little excited with the police cliches....